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life meter’s turning red.
just rain me with punches.
don’t be too cerebral.

excuse me while i kiss the canvass..

existence,rawn! u need a new skin!

if somebody would be knocked down on sunday, it’ll be the

spotlight hungry MRS. PACQUIAO. expect the mom to be gunnin for the most tv spots again.

get your rosary

rock your best "i-know-i’m-on-tv-i-must-look-like-a-retard"look.

yes ma’am he’s your son.

the whole world already knows.

please act NORMAL this sunday.

PUHHLLEEAASSEEE!!!

the whole philippines is pleadin’…

this is so fine.this is so so good. this is gettin’ better.this is rockstar shit
we been bumpy and shit but we still keep on gettin up
we really know balance.  wild, wicked hangin’ balance.
yes,the bird has left the nest.
now we’re ready to boogie.

"are we about to get it on?  because i’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now."

Dear Bora,

                              YOU’VE GOT FRANK’D!!

                                                                                                  a friend.

and so da legendary cigar smoke cleared. the vacant spot on da rafters will be filled.
it’s the number 17. boston fans collectively sigh in relief.thinkin that the alleged curse on the boston celtics is over..len bias can rest easy now. and so is red auerbach. he can smoke in peace.

and kobe is still a bitch

it’s long weekend people and that means, no more wakin up early for at least 3 days, m gon be able to watch game 2 between da celts and the lakers on monday and more and more video games!and at the same time,  i’m tryin to be sober for the whole time.more thoughts and more knowledge are bein robbed everytime i do da sin bottle.how i wish it’s july. i can’t wait to rip off da june page on our calendar. while m enjoyin watchin these three people doin they thang live and direct from manotok’s .. lemme tell u what’s been up with ur favorite debauchery  buddy..

i’ve been into one of the the best beach in the world wit the best bitch itself. it’s so damn good to have a summer again. i havent really had real summer in years not til now.because m off the unemployed draft board, i learned how to forget the joy of summer.and i’m already becoming to fall in love with the airconditioned lil office we have minus da non stop power interruptions and da BANNED internet connection on our pc.(that’s because of my never ending web browsing in da afternoon. even when people floodin our office, m still sttin right there surfing the net like i dont care
. our provider needs to cut down my web browsin-bum ass) too bad i wont be able to read those articles again. anyways,hey!  it’s the lakers and da celtics again in the finals! and man, this will be wild. wilder than an intoxicated me on a friday night. and i believe pissin on gates are really c0ol.and because i aint got no KAPUSTAHAN, i REQUIRED chinggay to root for the lakers even she doesnt know who to cheer for. i just said, that number 10 guy is the star player on the team.haha! owned! but we aint got real PUSTA on this one.hhmm.. i’ma raise the stakes cause my genius mind’s tellin me this will be boston in 6 or in 7. (pls basketball gods give us seven games). btw, scot pollard is still alive. let’s support him.

i think the celtics dancers are talented

i cant wait to see my gurfie again. she’s my funny bone right now.
i never really believed that there’s really a ten second tom but i’m slowly slowly realizing that somebody’s havin memory loss way faster than me losin weight.
it’s crazy. memory of a goldfish indeed. can u believe that she actually gave me a fake address?!! shoot..
sometimes, surprises really shouldnt be surprises at all. cause most of the time, it always end up like m the one who gets surprised. it’s pretty f’d up. hopefully (and i know) it’s appreciated. because if not, i demand a REFUND!! hhmmp.
she’s a human sushi.  raw and everything. hardcore but a ril crybaby.
if she’s a chicken, she’d be the thigh part. (that’s an obvious one)
she’s like this cute but unsexy girl, on a ball. sitting quietly in the corner, hopeful grin on her face, just lookin to be cared for. somewhat similar to jessica alba, wishin i’d give her some attention..
well, i can be your hiro nakamura. dont worry.
m gon take u to villa corazon and we’ll ride on an expensive pedicab and raymund marasigan be drivin’.

that’s the happening.
til the next. i feel like mark wahlberg on this one.

so f’n hot.. where the ukraine breeze at?
i know m goin to hell anyway, maybe this will help..

online hommies, tell ‘em woimy’s home!

clinton is a very sexy name…

turning heel aint the sht.. but it’s pleasant. kinda momentous.

that’s what i felt when i turned heel. if u’r familiar wit the WWE, you’ll know what i mean. i didn’t sell out but i know somebody who used to.. .but now i know she’s not anymore. all these time i thought i’m retired. not ’til somebody brought me out of retirement and basically brought me the joy of bein in the zone again. while im hated on the other side, m gettin love on the other side of the curb. and that’s the best thing about it. gettin loved by the people who wouldn’t ever thought would give you that.the same exact feeling i felt when i learned that gilbert arenas also browse random porn sites. i felt good for myself. and if you’re lactose intolerant like I am then you cannot date cheesy women. you just can’t.

i dusted off my keyboards for the last time.
she had me at CTC. i had her on my rawnologies.. .
i love it everytime she do that "LOOK".
da conversations. da laughtrips.da random questions. da knock knocks.
da road trips. da soundtracks. da photo shoots.
da post-fight doodles.and my all time favorite..
da TANTRUMS <—– killer!!!

and i never thought i would like something that i never really hated but i really doesn’t care bout it before….

SPONGEBOB!

she’s all smiles and laughs as in laughin out loud while watchin this dude.like she OD’d on HAPPY PILL.

either way. this gazzelle got poodle’d.

we’ve been together for quite sometime now. we bond every day. every night and sometimes even every after lunch. i fed u. i dressed u up. i even upgraded u. but why the hell u’r doin this to me? u’ve been so hard to impress lately. u always cut me off the air. when i’m online, ur virus buddies go swirlin round ya system like they were spermies on a race. it’s a mad world out there i know but think about me. im always hurt when u keep on doin dat.. sometimes u scare me. and most of da tym, u piss me off.. .

change pls..
i even erased all my porn vidz for u. just for u.

ur already AMD semptron. i dumped AMD duron for u.gave u the best protections. is luke filewalker aint enuff for u?

ur head needs to be checked.. u’r becomin an annoyance..

i dont wanna hate u bt i just wanna kick u in ur lil green casing that looks like juicy fruit.

quit restartin.. u’r too suicidal..

(pc restarts)